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Live & Let Dine – The James Bond Spoof Comedy Dinner Experience!From the team behind Faulty Towers the Dining Experience. Join us for a comedy Bond adventure set on a moving steam train!
If you loved Austin Powers, Johnny English and The Naked Gun then this is the adventure for you. Climb aboard for this spectacular train ride through the clichés of the Bond movies adored by millions. Theatre meets vendetta, meets comedy dinner show, as our hero tries to unravel who is out to get him - and why?!
Prepare to be shaken... not stirred, by a host of hilarious characters who will serve up comedy mayhem alongside a fish & chip supper followed by slice of cake dessert. Expect outrageous super villains, death defying missions and plenty of puns.
A serving of ingenious interactive comedy and a must see for all film and parody, film and theatre fans.
Reviews‘Hilarious Fun’ ★★★★★ BBC Radio‘Wonderfully silly, an excellent parody show’ ★★★★★ Bestofthefest
‘It was like being inside a live action cartoon’ - QE2 Dubai
‘We've just had so much damn fun!’ - Hydro Hotel
Click here for the video trailer
Timings of the eveningPlease arrive at Tunbridge Wells West between 18:30 and 18:45. The show starts in our engine shed at 18:45. You will board the train at 19:00 and complete two return trips down the line, the performance and food are served on the train and you'll return to Tunbridge Wells West between 21:00 and 21:15 so we suggest allowing 3hrs for this experience.
Menu choices (one option per person):
Dessert:
TicketsAvailable now - it is just £60 per person, please note there are no discounts available for groups or otherwise for this experience.
All tickets include the show, food and train rides along the Spa Valley Railway.
Advanced booking is essential.
Terms & Conditions for all dining trains can be found by clicking this link
Advance booking is essential to ride on our Live & Let Dine – The James Bond Spoof Comedy Dinner Experience!
Please book the required amount of tickets to match the size of your party.
Tables will be allocated after booking.
On the day of your visit you MUST have your eTickets available to show either in a print out or on a mobile device, both will be checked visually by a member of staff before boarding the train.
Note that a £10 admin fee applies to all booking alterations.
Click here to view our refund, cancellation and alterations policy
We regret that there can be no refund or transfer to a future date for ‘no show’ customers. The Spa Valley Railway still incurs charges for its services which must be paid to our suppliers. We recommend taking out a form of insurance to protect yourself if necessary. To re-book you will be required to pay the full fare again.
Please arrive at Tunbridge Wells West between 18:30 and 18:45 to enjoy a welcome drink and snacks before the show starts in our engine shed, you will board the train at 19:00 and complete two return trips down the line, the performance and food are served on the train and you'll return to Tunbridge Wells West between 21:00 and 21:15 so we suggest allowing 3hrs for this experience.
FULL TERMS AND CONDITIONS CAN BE FOUND VIA THIS LINK